Things Get Better

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via youaretoofuckingcute)

My mom & her boyfriend came into my room and were like…”we have some news….”
and it was super scary. Then they said “we are getting married” and I was like wat. I don’t think her boyfriend is even legally divorced yet.
Then they said “Jk we got Netflix”
Bye life.

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo, via dysexila)

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via solunasong)

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

(via blaiyrwitch)

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

(via subtacular-logophile)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via dysexila)

An Abundance of Katherines, John Green. (via quoteycapote)

I just want to do something that matters. Or be something that matters. I just want to matter.